Meet your new favorite mug for those not-so-sweet mornings: the “To-Do List” Black Cat Coffee Mug. With a hilariously relatable checklist—

1. Drink coffee

2. Try not to kill anyone

3. Repeat steps 1 and 2
   —this mug is the perfect gift for anyone who runs on caffeine and dark humor. Featuring a grumpy black cat with piercing yellow eyes and a death stare to match your Monday mood, this ceramic mug will become your go-to for both laughs and lattes. Great for home, the office, or summoning patience before the first sip.